Once upon a car trip, 2 weeks ago yesterday, Tom Waits tells me this idea for a new company he wants to start up.
He says, "Ok, so its a tampon company"
"i like it already", I say.
He further explains;"The tampons have smiley faces on them or various other expressions of joy."
I start to get excited about the idea and offer "The slogan should be: 'fit for the child within'..."
Tom blurts over the top of me and says "I've thought of a name already"
I breath in real quick and say "Yeah!?"
And he says"It shall be called: I can't believe I'm not pregnant".
The End.
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